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These Pumpkin Jokes Will Crack You Up

Welcome to the last quarter of this mind-blowingly crazy year! As we all head into the holiday season, it is important to keep practicing social distancing and take all other precautionary measures to keep yourself and your loved ones safe.

Halloween, the biggest event of the month, is just round the corner. Here are some fun pumpkin jokes to crack you up –

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

When is an orange not an orange?

When it’s a pumpkin!

By the way, what do you do with all those pumpkins after Halloween? What’s your favorite pumpkin recipe?

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Gautam Tandon
Oct/14/2020

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